once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot
can we talk about how the section letters for my courses spell out DEAD?
i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth
"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"
dont you just hATE WHEN YOURE TELLING A STORY THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND YOU WILL HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT TRIES TO FIND FLAWS IN EVERYTHING YOU SAY? THIS ISNT CSI BITCH